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Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Soldier Complete all chapters on Normal.

Eye Can't Believe It Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

Heart Stopper Defeat a certain enemy by stabbing it in the heart.

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.