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You're the disease, I'm the cure Finish the Ironbro campaign

You and whose army? Shoot 50 enemies with dismembered limbs.

Keeping a cool head! Ironic Kill: In Episode 4 or its Challenges, Punish Nibbles with the Cabin's Fridge!

Merciful Challenge Challenge: Finish an Insane Challenge with Every Bear Still Alive.

A Nose for Treasure Found 5 treasures with treasure maps

Roebuck Destroy 70% of the ship Roebuck.

Caligula Destroy 70% of the ship Caligula.

Presenting the Brad Show! Play 30 Team Matches in Room Match. If I can make this Team Match mine, then maybe I can win "her" heart as well…

Never Dead Complete the game on hardcore difficulty.

Best party Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.

Pluto Destroy 70% of the ship Pluto.

Justinian Destroy 70% of the ship Justinian.

Millionaires Club? Score over $2M in a Putting Challenge Hole

Apprentice Level up to LVL 25

Choice Meat Defeat 25 Butchers with the Great Cleaver

Infamy of Tartarus Cleared a Tartarus stage (31-40) with an overall platinum rating.

Best race Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.

Cactus Conquest Finish Wild West campaign without being defeated even once

Bookmaker Book every ship.

Master Journalist Get a Journalism Score of 100%

Wanderer Try every game

Lord of Tartarus Cleared all Tartarus stages (31-40).

Twin Fight Costume Shenanigan: Kill Cop Gordon with the Cop Gordon Costume by the Revolver Ultra-Kill.

Ooh, in ya face! Win a fight by flash KO in a Ranked Match with a CAF or UFC fighter.

Constipated 100th Strike

Best mic Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!

Campaign Master Finish all campaigns

The Evil is defeated Finish Fantasy Evil campaign without being defeted even once

Home and Away Build a blueprint on another player's Island.

A Touch of Acumen Get gold stamps in a Time Attack or Performance arena challenge.

Platinum Platinum

Grim Trailer Achieved an overall platinum rating ten or more times.

Slip and Slide Perform 10 S Grade Powerslides.

Completist Unlock all Prestige Badges.

2 Mill Club Get "PAIN in the Park" and "D-Town Destruction"

Highway Star Come first in 10 races.

Angel of Mercy Help save Johanka from the most grievous charge of heresy!

Family Matters Compose a phrase with "Your beloved auntie worked with the Nazis".

More Dangerous Than You Look. Complete Tour #10 "The End Of The Tour Tour"

Fast Worker Complete the game in under 1 hour.

Girl Boy Beat Cotton Alley light world without dying

Nothing But Skull Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

A Royal Pain Play as the Naked Emperor and kill 7 princes with the invisible sword in 1 play session.

Best concert Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.

God or General !? Finish Legacy campaign without being defeated even once

The Good is defeated Finish Fantasy Good campaign without being defeted even once

Bad ass Campaigner Finish all Campaigns without being defeated even once

Blitz Battler Get to Round 3 of a Blitz Battle.

Military Complex Find the secret exit in Scourge of Armagon Episode 1: Fortress of the Dead.

Murder on the dancefloor Take out 1978 enemies