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WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Damaged Goods Complete chapter 6

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Bare-knuckle Brawler Defeat 20 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Llama Wrangler Capture the Quarantine Zone monster.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Good Train Good guys proactively facilitate transportation solutions.

A Risky Gamble Complete Chapter 1.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Resist The Fear Conquer the effects of the Scarecrow's fear gas

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

More practice Complete the aiming training

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off