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Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Rapid Recovery Heal yourself in combat 3 times

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

Walk The Path Discover the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Peachy Keen Bait Peaches into going back home (Solo Campaign only).

Saving Deputy Hudson Save Deputy Hudson (Solo Campaign only).

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)