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"It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon.

On My Way Up Reach level 10 in multiplayer.

Eye for an Eye Didn't speak during the interrogation.

The Collector Collect first treasure or mystery.

Cheat Hard to Cheat Harder Activate a Tweak

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out.

Obedience School Deliver 50 kicks to Hounds

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

Gotcha! Defeat Stage 2 G using the crane only once.

Nice Tan Blind 100 enemies with the Head of Helios

Further Down the Rabbit Hole Collect all Dead Drops in the Warren.

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino.

Evil Train Bad guys make it clear who the boss is.

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

Miracles Looked after Tuesday's baby, healed Jimmy and channeled Stan.

The Package Complete 'Crew Expendable' on Veteran difficulty.

Trusty Steed Reach max bonding level with a horse.

Master Ninja Kill 50 Enemies by Melee-Attacking from Behind

Hotfoot Travel 25 kilometers while riding the rails.

Oh, You've Done This Before Take down 50 enemies by sticking them with a grenade.

Ready Meal Made some tasty meals using the power of nuclear energy

30 Kills: Mag 5 Kill 30 Enemies with the Mag 5

Man of the People Save the farmer.

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

Charted! - Hard Finish the Game on Hard Without Changing the Difficulty

Throwback Master Throw Back a Grenade and Defeat 2 Enemies at Once

Three of a Kind Kill 3 enemies in a row with your knife in the single player campaign.

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 80 Treasures

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.

"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

"Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche.

Super hero Complete game on I AM DEATH INCARNATE! (or ÜBER)

Year 3 Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers." See Bruno on his way.

"Happy trails, Captain." See Chepito on his way.

"Oh Rusty Anchor" Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.

Year 4 Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..." Hold to your commitments.

"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!" Chant with the bees.

"Manuel! Is everything okay?" Play with the radio.

In the Blink of an Eye Defeat Super Tyrant with 5+ minutes left until detonation.

"Oh, Lola..." Revisit the place where you left Lola.

Evil Exposure Bad guys love to be seen.

Land Shark Defeat 20 Enemies While Swimming

Electrical hazard Put an electronic item somewhere dangerous.

"...so large" Meet the mechanics.

Master Fortune Hunter Find 100 Treasures

"Stop showing off for the girl!" Try to beat Domino in a fair fight.