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Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Pop Goes the Lurker Destroy the Balloon Lurkers

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Moronic Drone Get a job

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Power Chords Collect 50 Power Cells

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

What's in the Box? Unlock the strong chest in Doctor Shemp

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

De-Klawwed Defeat Klaww

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Badges Collect all badges.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Speedy Fast Beat the Record Time on the Gorge

Zoom Zoom! Reach the End of the Mountain Pass

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred