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Summertime Reach the Green Hills.

Sandboarding Reach the Desert.

Construction Zone Reach Metropolita.

Transcending Reach what lies beyond.

??? Go beyond.

Prodigy Perform a Flawless run on 50 levels.

Going Pro Perform a Flawless run on 75 levels.

Sensei Perform a Flawless run on 100 levels.

I Wanna Be The Very Best Perform a Flawless run on 125 levels.

Like No One Ever Was Perform a Flawless run on 150 levels.

Goddamn Perform a Flawless run on 175 levels.

You REALLY Love This Game Perform a Flawless run on all levels.

Thoughtfully and Carefully Change all parts of a character's outfit.

Thunderstruck Get struck by lightning at least 3 times in a single run.

Send It Successfully jump over a huge chasm in a Descent.

Didn't Hit His Trees Complete all Forest trails without falling.

Stop and Smell the Roses Stop and smell some roses.

Lord of the Rings Perform a Flawless run on all trails containing Rings.

Knock knock Kill 20 enemies with a door

Smokin! Kill 20 enemies with fire thorns

That's gonna leave a mark Endure 50 burro kicks

Demolition Destroy 10 vehicles

Revenge Kill 300 cartel thugs

Now you really know Finish the game on Hardcore difficulty

No time to bleed Finished the game on No chance difficutly

Overachiever Trophy awarded to players who unlock all of the trophies

ÜBER BR00TAL Complete game on Death Metal difficulty

Metal Master Complete Death Metal difficulty under 1 hour 15 minutes

Speed Metal Complete Death Metal difficulty under 1 hour 30 minutes

Fraud Return the forged painting.

Maestro Keep the violin.

Wizard Goal 2 Complete the Wizard Goal, ‘Score a 350M Creature Feature Total’ on Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein™

Qualified Winner Complete the Qualified Winner l Challenge

Winning Streak Complete the Winning Streak ll Challenge

Almost There! Complete the Almost There! l Challenge

Score King!! Get 500,000,000 points playing through the levels

Spidy superstar!! Get 5 stars on all special levels

Game end Complete the game

Alien Star! Get at least 3 stars on all levels of the game

Alien Hero! Get at least 4 stars on all levels of the game

Love-tube Have teammates destroy 50 targets with your mortars during single match

Sure sucks down there Earn awards: "Manpad hunter", "RPG hunter" and "Mortar hunter"

"Incoming" back at you Earn "Mortar hunter" award

Death machine Earn "Air combat master 1st class" award

Camper Earn "Sniper" award 50 times

Capitalist's nightmare Completely research all USSR helicopters of all generations

A flock of... tanks? Completely research all Krokodil-A, Hv-24V, Hv-24P, Hv-24VM helicopters and their variants

Russian airforce Fully research all 4th generation Russian helicopters and their variants

Cry Havoc! Win a battle with a custom squadron consisting of only Chaos and Strife Night

Not ready for retirement Shoot an Shortbow down using Phalanx