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Stick it in Your Cap! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Don't Leave Her Hanging Rescue the Oracle with 10 seconds to spare

The fastest one Get 36 fragments in less than 6 Min

Platinum Midnight Become a master collector

Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

Perfect Soldier Completed most of the physical training successfully.

Legend of the Twins Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure

Fight Apprentice Won every fight whilst taking less than 5 hits.

Hand Over Fish Catch 200 Pounds of Fish

Splash Kiss the Nyad

30 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 30 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

250 Headshots Defeat 250 Enemies with Headshots

Entities Apprentice Vanquished the entities with Aiden.

Tonight's Featured Event Defeat Lurker Ambush in Arena

Leveling up Reach level 5 in Classic Mode

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Moronic Drone Get a job

Pop Goes the Lurker Destroy the Balloon Lurkers

Little by little Reach 25,000 points in Classic Mode

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Power Chords Collect 50 Power Cells

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

De-Klawwed Defeat Klaww

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Speedy Fast Beat the Record Time on the Gorge

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside