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Quickdraw Eliminate 15 enemies using throwing shards.

Bullseye Kill a target 70 feet away or more using an arrow.

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

David And Goliath Eliminate 10 enemies using a sling.

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Kanda Of Faith Climb to the peak of Pardaku Lookout and leap off.

Right On Target Kill a target 50 feet away or more using a spear.

Master Tracker Complete 5 "Beast Kill" quests.

Bad Trip Influence 25 enemies using poison.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Good Neighbor Complete 15 "Help Wenja" quests.

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Crush Your Enemies Complete 10 "Tribal Clash" quests.

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Misdirection Distract 15 enemies with rocks (Campaign only).

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Gotcha Eliminate 10 enemies using hunting traps.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest