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The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Feather in Your Recap Watch a save file in Replay mode

Break Shot Score a goal by hitting your opponent into the ball

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

The Streak Win 10 games in a row across any mode

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

SARPBC Forever Play one game each with Octane and Backfire

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Barras Bravas Play an Online game with someone in your Party

Releasing the Floodgates Kill Poseidon

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Drill Sergeant Complete every Practice Drill (any difficulty)

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Legend of the Twins Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure

Super Victorious Win a total of 30 games across any game mode

Team Player Play against every team in a Season

Car Collector Collect 5 Cars

Drops in the Bucket Collect 50 Items

Rocketeer Complete the regular Season

Champion Win the Season Championship

Splash Kiss the Nyad

250 Headshots Defeat 250 Enemies with Headshots

Games History Major Play Maniac Mansion

Burnt to a Crisp Acquire the Bow of Apollo

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

Viva la Resistenza! Complete Chapter 1.

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Big Brother Protect Francesca.