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We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

More practice Complete the aiming training

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

The Free Folk Complete an Outcast Rescue Mission.

Electric Hobo Ride the train for 2 kilometers.

Arms in the Air Block an enemy attack by guarding.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Data Disk Find all of BD-1's encrypted logs

Legend of the Maker Complete a Bow Mission and begin growing the legend of Azkâr.

Circle of Life Feed a predator with a corpse.

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Master of Unlocking Use a lock pick to open something.

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Set-up Date Bring a tamed lion to a crocodile.

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Collector Collect all chests and secrets

Unleashed Free 5 caragors from cages.

Eye Can't Believe It Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

A Galaxy Far, Far Away Complete all of BD-1's holomaps

Master Diver Complete 15 underwater locations.

Safe Driver Cruise for 2 minutes over 60 Km/h without damaging your car.

Heart Stopper Defeat a certain enemy by stabbing it in the heart.

He's Here, There, Everywhere! Destroy a Mr. Everywhere statuette.