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Mutton for Punishment Slit 50 Satyr throats

Cruise Control Keep any vehicle at thirty mph or over for five more minutes.

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

A Mighty Doom Acquire a level 25 Rune.

King of the Hill Unlock all trophies

Machines vs. Machines 50 machine lifeforms destroyed by remote control.

Happy family Reunite the family.

Siren Song Rescue pirate hostages by distracting enemies with "dancers."

A Round by the Pond 20 different kinds of fish caught.

Trial Combatant Complete a Combat Trial

Not That I Mind... 1 hour played with 9S in a certain state.

Destruction is My Job 80% of all unit data unlocked.

Lunar Tear The place of memories has been visited.

Exporter Sell five vehicles to Derek at the dock.

So It Begins... Win a multiplayer match

Hostile Work Environment Kill 50 Hiss Sharpened
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The Mercenary 80% of all quests completed.

The Whole Story Find ALL Audio Logs.

The Nightmare's Finally Over Complete the game on Normal.

Workplace Recreation Play a single game in Arcade Mode

Rebirth Finish the game and return to the beginning.

Beat School: Guitar Serenity 1 Complete the Beat School level.

No Drake. You can't have these. Collect all Artifacts in the game

Mood Swing Took things a bit too far, didn't you?

The Shot Complete 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One Shot, One Kill' on Veteran difficulty.

Beat School: Guitar Serenity 2 Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Bass Boss Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Kalimba Magic Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: 8-Bit Melody Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Danger! Danger! Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Underworld Complete the Beat School level.

Bookworm Read all story files.

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

Beat School: Piano? PiaYES! Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Harmony Helper Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Basic Rock Beat Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Groovology 101 Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Lazy Day Beat Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Robot Invasion Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: In The Club Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Insert Coin Complete the Beat School level.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Something Fishy Don't feed the animals! Or do, they're adorable.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

The Power of Hate 50 machine lifeforms destroyed with berserk mode.

Goodbye, Charlie! Destroy all Charlie dolls.

Super Spatula Seeker Get 25 Golden Spatulas.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Back Off, Mrs. B! Fight off Marguerite while she wanders the old house to make her run away.