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Hacked a Turret The player has successfully hacked a turret

Champion Win the Season Championship

Obedience Stopped the experiment voluntarily.

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Learner's Permit Mastered the fundamentals of gravity.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you