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Sock Concert Find half (40) of Patrick's Socks.

Shoot it Until it Dies Defeat the Cyberdemon

Thorough Shopper Complete all Challenges for a single mission.

Road Rage Perform a Vehicle Machete Kill from a horse

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Personal Assistant Personally Assisted Track down Michael and rescue him from the Terror at Monarch Studios.

Please Marcus, Don't Hurt Them Successfully neutralize 5 fugitives in Bounty Hunter

Didn't See That Coming! Use a Security Control Center to disable all cameras and alarms

Friendly Skies Blow up 16 Anti-Aircraft Cannons (Solo Campaign only)

Old Guns Complete "Old Guns"

Masshole Kill 300 People

Combat tested, Doomguy approved Reach Level 5 in Multiplayer

Don’t Go - Normal Finish Left Behind on Normal

Gun-For-Hire Complete 10 Side Quests

Beginner's Luck Win a Dominoes game

Hunter/Hunted Complete "Hunter/Hunted"

Glorious Leader Reach the Rank of Comandante

Welcome to the New World Earn the right to take on two-star assignments.

Outnumbered? No Problem Defeat the Hell Guards

Endure and Survive Collect all comics

Cutting Foreign Ties Recruit the Legends of '67 and La Moral

Voz del Pueblo Recruit Máximas Matanzas

Shareware Create and publish a SnapMap

Tradecraft Join the Railroad

Mega Spatula Seeker Get 75 Golden Spatulas.

Git Gutte! Join forces with Sam B and get your hands on some firepower.

I got this Find all training manuals

Ship Shape Reclaim the Flying Dutchman's ship in the Flying Dutchman's Graveyard.

My Name Is Earl Buy 20 cosmetic items from Crazy Earl.
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Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Through Mud and Blood Complete Through Mud and Blood

Not So Tough Disable and hijack a tank using an EMP device

SpongeBob vs SpongeBob! Defeat SpongeBot SteelPants in the Chum Bucket Lab.

Shanghaied Defeat the Flying Dutchman.

The Small Does Not Rule Defeat Robo-Plankton and neutralize SpongeBot SteelPants' Brain.

Speed Racer Complete 3 Gran Premios

Kelp Forest of Fear Find all the Lost Campers in Kelp Forest.

Knee-Deep in the Dead Complete the campaign on 'I'm Too Young to Die', 'Hurt Me Plenty', 'Ultra Violence', or 'Nightmare'.

Who's Next? Defeat the Spider Mastermind

Death From Above Take out a soldier from 50m above them

Print's Not Dead Read 20 Magazines

Viva La Revolución Take back Yara

Sophishticated Catch 10 fish

Homerun! Get a Homerun

Juicin' it up Kill 150 enemies while using Power Ups

Co-Dependent Capture an FND base with a Co-op partner

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

I Got a Zombie Army and You Can't Harm Me Perform 25 perfect defensive moves.
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Secret Weapon Distract 10 soldiers with Chorizo

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.