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You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Bare-knuckle Brawler Defeat 20 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Good Train Good guys proactively facilitate transportation solutions.

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Arms in the Air Block an enemy attack by guarding.

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

20 Headshots Kill 20 Enemies with Headshots

Taking the High Road Light the signal fire in the Remnant Valley

Firestarter Defeat 2 enemies or more using a single Molotov Cocktail

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That's Gonna Leave a Mark Spill 500 buckets of blood on Kratos

Master of Unlocking Use a lock pick to open something.

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Open Minded Win the Buttonless MiniGame against a Juggernaut

Discerning Taste Take down a street performer who is imitating a statue.

Stunt Coordinator Complete 10 of the stunts on the stunt list.

Excavator Find a buried treasure.

Depths Below Kill Hades

The End One possible reality has been uncovered...

To Move A Mountain Collect the Earthcaller

Ramming Speed Cleave a ship in half.

Black Sun Down Deactivated the Black Sun.

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

Quick reload Unlock tactical perk 8