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Among the Masters Meet the Jedi Masters

The Ends Petrify the Means Defeat a total of fifty enemies using Petrificus Totalus
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Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Brawler Defeat Olaf, the Skellige champion of unarmed combat.

Bob and Weave Counter an enemy's attack three times in row.

Take Up Arms Join the Companions

Flight the Good Flight Beat Imelda's time in all broom races
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Fiend or Foe? Complete the contract on Morvudd.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Who Gives a Puck Obtain your first bounty

Rising From the Ashes Rescue the phoenix

Spilled Milk Use Flipendo ten times – to tip one cow or several
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Words of Power Learn all three words of a shout

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Normal Is Good Complete the entire game on Normal.

Citizen Buy a house

Put Down Roots Grow every type of plant
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A Sallow Grave Complete Sebastian Sallow's relationship line

Gatekeeper Join the College of Winterhold

Brawl Master Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad.

The Avenging Gazelle Complete Natsai Onai's relationship line

Floo Around the World Unlock all Floo Flames
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For the Path Protect Pilgrim's Sanctuary

Beast Friends Complete Poppy Sweeting's relationship line

Give a Little Push Knock ten enemies off a high place.

Third Time's a Charm Upgrade a piece of gear 3 times

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Stuntman Defeat 20 enemies with the Hydra using a quick shot.

Han Slowlo Defeat 50 enemies under the effect of Slow

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Out of Bedlam Rescue a friend from the Bedlam Raiders

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Bring the Heat Take down an enemy from 50 meters away with a headshot using the thermal scope.

Now, This Isn't Podracing Travel 500m of distance while riding creatures

Daedric Influence Acquire a Daedric Artifact

Geralt and Friends Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Armed and Dangerous Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.

You've Got A Friend Direct your companions to assist in combat 10 times each

The Gryffindor in the Graveyard Find the Map Chamber as a Gryffindor

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Artificer Make a smithed item, an enchanted item, and a potion

Power Overwhelming Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.

Full Crew Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.

Hey, Luke At Us Equip a new cosmetic in every Cal slot

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Tanalorr Bound Collect the Abyss Compass

Flying Ace Pilot the VTOL without getting a scratch on it.