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We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

Stocked Collect 150 Items

I Know My Land Defog the whole map.

Seven Farmers Complete Side Quest "Seven Farmers".

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

Overheating Witness raining bugs in the desert.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Circle of Life Feed a predator with a corpse.

Ramming Speed Cleave a ship in half.

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger Upgrade the Adrestia for the first time.

50 Kills: FAL Kill 50 Enemies with the FAL

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

Make It Your Own Engrave your first item.

Set-up Date Bring a tamed lion to a crocodile.

Soldier Complete all chapters on Normal.

Past Mistakes Complete Episode 2.

Heart Stopper Defeat a certain enemy by stabbing it in the heart.

New Paparazzi in Town Explore Photo Mode

Ride the Lightning Defeat a Majini using the electric current from a transformer.

For Those About to Die… Complete all arena events in the Krokodilopolis Arena.

Master Diver Complete 15 underwater locations.

Stargazer Complete all 12 Stone Circles.

You Work for Me Now Recruit and assign a Legendary NPC for your ship.

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle Sell 100 trinkets at once.

Aphrodite's Embrace Spend the night with another character.

The Harder They Fall Defeat the war elephants Qetesh & Resheph.

Go into the Light Defeat 2 enemies with one flash grenade.

Be the Knife Deflect a bow gun arrow with your knife.

I am Legend Equip 1 Legendary melee weapon and 5 Legendary armor pieces.

Where's My Black Flag? Defeat 8 Ship Captains.

Overdesign Kill a poisoned level 35+ enemy with the torch in less than 30 seconds.

Words of Wisdom Complete all hermit locations.

"Lousy bony fingers!" Get the balloon twister to pop a ballon.