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It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Dancing in the Dark Kill the power.

Four of a Kind Kill 4 enemies in a row with headshots in the single player campaign.

Save the Bacon Protect 'War Pig', the Abrams tank.

Papu Popped Defeat Papu-Papu.

Daredevil Kill an enemy while blinded by a flashbang in the single player campaign.

Death From Above Operate an AC-130 gun ship.

Rescue Roycewicz Save Pvt. Roycewicz on the stairs.

Straight Flush Kill 5 enemies with one shot while in the AC-130 gunship.

Feeeed Meeeee! Die.

Roadkill Kill 2 enemies by blowing up a car in the single player campaign.

Down Boy Down Survive a dog attack.

Wrong Number Find Al-Asad's safehouse.

Explosion Man Kill 20 enemies with explosives in a single level.

No Rest for the Weary Stab an injured crawling enemy.

Was That Really Necessary? Kill any animal with an explosive

Reinforcement Denied Kill at least 3 rappelling enemies in a single rope.

Piggyback Ride Carry Cpt. MacMillan to safety.

Desperate Measures Corner Zakhaev's Son.

Zipper Perform a manual zip line transfer

Win the War Complete the game on any difficulty.

Fire of Life Enter the Temple of Life's inner chamber

Asking Price Buy an item from a merchant

Treasures from the Past Decipher a Monolith

The Hidden City Find Paititi

The Package Complete 'Crew Expendable' on Veteran difficulty.