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Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John