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AM...AM I BEING HUSTLED if you keep abusing no fail mode i WILL take it away from you

AND I'M NOT EVEN AWAKE past the morning every day

Relate Everything Get All Base Game Friend Endings in One Playthrough

Hate Everything Get All Base Game Hate Endings in One Playthrough

NecroMaster!! Unlock all trophies

Lowest of the Low "All Chars" low%. Complete an "All Chars" run without picking up any items or using any shrines. (Picking up gold is permitted.)

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT pulling pranks on the spirit of the law by following the letter of the law

OKAY FINE. SURE. HERE. it's like the 0451 of codes you type in a video game

Everything Everywhere Get all trophies

Collection Complete Find All Collectables
280/404

The Full Force of Denshattack Complete Chapter 9

STAR...t You've hit a 1.0 STAR rating. Keep going! Maybe I should look up some cool facts about stars to help me write these achievements

HSR Crusher Finish first in all Races
2/6

Be nice. Be NICE.

FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS no point to the game. you just walk around, jumping

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS okay fine. you got it first try. it WAS "posting through it."

Sento Master Visit all Onsens
3/7

SHE GETS DISTRACTED EASILY, DOESN'T SHE? honestly, if i'm playing a video game, and there's a minigame in the video game, i WILL spend all my time just doing that

Densha de Paradise Obtain all other trophies

Golden Win All Gold Medals
0/65

Jet Setter Collect all Spray Cans
63/134

Total Toritetsu Collect all Film Rolls
26/65

All Geared Up Collect all Gears
24/110

Fandom Royalty Complete all (EN)Zines
3/8

True Densha Collector Buy all Trains
5/31

Full Set Buy all sets of Stickers
15/40

Ultimate Challenger Complete All Dares
81/325

DID YOU KNOW EVERY STAR YOU SEE IN THE NIGHT SKY IS BRIGHTER THAN OUR SUN You've hit a 5.0 STAR rating. That was the first thing that came up when I searched "cool facts about stars"

CRITICAL BASS THEORY YOU GET THIS FOR BEATING TEN SONGS WITH CRIT MODE ON. I'M SORRY FOR THE NAME OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.

I'm sorry. I lied to you. UNBEATABLE is not the only rhythm game there are actually many rhythm games

please change your offset either something is very wrong or you are REALLY good at playing the game badly on purpose

WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN sewer? i hardly kn

ROPE BURN This is probably the scariest thing that happens in the game

I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE okay at some point patience has to stop being a virtue

A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW Rhythm is life. It's inherent to being human. That's why playing this minigame feels like eating razors

THE STUFF HAVER look. i have to ship these achievement names and descriptions right now. YOU try coming up with these

:( this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough

ONE MORE BEGINNING lost family found

[white label] remarked

DEAD BALL Survived a ghost encounter. I'm so, so sorry if you already did this in the demo.

I HONESTLY DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT STARS You've hit a 10.0 STAR rating. I'm done talking about stars now

ONE VERY FULL COMBO technically if it was one big full combo that'd mean full comboing all the songs with no breaks. we're not making you do that

ALL CAPS OR NO CAPS until next time.