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"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!" Try to intimidate the pigeons.

"We only have one mop." Check your job qualifications with Celso.

Year 1 Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.

Get Over Here! Rope pull 5 enemies off edges.

Veteran Complete all chapters on Veteran.

Entrapment Catch a player in a snare trap in multiplayer.

Big Trouble in China Complete Chapter 4 in Leon's campaign.

Rescue the Hostages Complete Chapter 1 in Chris' campaign.

Howard's Train Spent time playing with Howard's train set

Head Hunter Use the Precision ability to rack up three head shots in rapid succession.

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!" Ask Lupe about her organizational system.

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!" Talk to Glottis about leaving.

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse." Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.

Last Orders Waited for a pint at The Stars and The Whistler

Deadeye Shoot 10 enemies off zip lines.

Fried Friendship It takes two to… torture.

Narcissistic Purchase a new multiplayer character.

"Well, maybe just a sip..." Sample the Marillo de Oro.

The Trouble with Women Complete Chapter 5 in Leon's campaign.

Bigger Bang Complete story mode on Normal difficulty

Memories Restored Find and finish all the Billboards.

"We're straight stingers, you know?" Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.

Stockpile Obtain all available weapons.

Vehicular Manslaughter Defeat 25 enemies by throwing cars at them.

Struck A Pose Self-inflicted paparazzi.

Thunder Flop Thunder drop from the highest place in New Marais.

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

On My Way Up Reach level 10 in multiplayer.

Mountaineer Climb to the top of the 3 tallest buildings in New Marais.

"Consider it an homage." Have Olivia recite one of your poems.

They Belong in a Museum Obtain all treasures in the game.

"Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

Cole' Blooded Defeat 100 civilians.

Perfectly Restored Collect all the pages in the Sketchbook.

"It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon.

Evil Train Bad guys make it clear who the boss is.

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out.

Capture the Moments Complete all the Genie Moments sketches.

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

Tragedy in Europe Complete Chapter 2 in Chris' campaign.

The Artist of Denska Known as "the street artist who brought Denska back to life".

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino.

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

Ready Meal Made some tasty meals using the power of nuclear energy

Back to the Bayou Return to the swamp blockade.

Graffiti Artist Found all the Chads

A Streetcar Named "Boom!" Complete BOOM!

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

Take It to the Max Completely upgrade all weapons.

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.