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Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

The True Queen Battle Gná

Customizer Customize a weapon.

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Badges Collect all badges.

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Green Thumb Cure Dark Eco Infected Plants

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

Hungry? Protect Farthy's Snacks

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

Circle of Life Feed a predator with a corpse.

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging