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Misdirection Distract 15 enemies with rocks (Campaign only).

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

Gold Rush Achieve 5 Gold Stat Awards.

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone