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Passed the Trial Finish the game on any difficulty.

The King is Dead Defeat Eredin.

Breakout Red Dead Online: Complete the Intro.

Fly Swatter Shoot and knock back Marguerite while she's leaping at you.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Munchkin Reach character development level 35.

Locked and Loaded Upgrade each available component for a single sidearm or longarm weapon.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

A Small Carbon Footprint Take 14000 steps or fewer in one playthrough.

Follow the Light You were enlightened by a dream.

Just A Memory Now Get ending 2.

Brawler Defeat Olaf, the Skellige champion of unarmed combat.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Minimalist Clear the game without opening the item box.

Fiend or Foe? Complete the contract on Morvudd.

Lore Explorer Read all of the files.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Brawl Master Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad.

Dial Z For Murder Stop the phone booth killer

The Devil Is in the Details Read all of the files in a single playthrough.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Mr. Nowhere Destroy all Mr. Everywhere statuettes.

Armed and Dangerous Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Power Overwhelming Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

Let There Be Light You have restored power.

Take From the Rich Rob or loot $250.

Settling Feuds Complete Chapter 3.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

Pelicans in Your Pocket Obtain all of the Antique Coins in Easy or Normal difficulty.

Mastermind Rescue the second hostage from Riddler

Float Like a Butterfly You avoided getting hit -- with style!

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Woodland Spirit Complete the contract on the Woodland Spirit.

All In Play three hero cards in one round of gwent and win the match.

Raccoon City Native Obtain all trophies.

Geralt: The Professional Complete all witcher contracts.

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Fast and Furious Win all the horse races in the game.

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.