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Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

BLOODHOUND Connor got the location of Jericho by himself

Double reload Unlock assault perk 1

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Knife throwing Unlock stealth perk 2

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Al-Cat-Raz Go to jail.

Clever Dad The Rat - Work out where Shaun is held

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Eye Opener Complete the game and open the city.

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS - 9mm

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

KINSHIP Connor refused to kill the Chloe

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

THREE AT JERICHO Bring the three characters to Crossroads

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

UNDEFEATED Don't lose any fight before reaching the end

Cat's best friend Nuzzle up against 5 robots.

Lost Kat Awakened in Auldnoir.

Throwback Unlock demolition perk 1

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Meowlody Bring all the music sheets to Morusque.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Butcher The Lizard - Cut your finger using saw or scissors

Baby Master Suicide Baby - Make no mistakes taking care of the baby

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Perfect Soldier Completed most of the physical training successfully.

Shoot Some B-Roll For Elena Explore Photo Mode

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Releasing the Floodgates Kill Poseidon

Relic Finder Find the Strange Relic

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Fight Apprentice Won every fight whilst taking less than 5 hits.

From Oblivion Completed Episode 1.

Deadeye Unlock tactical perk 1

20 Kills: Wes - 44 Kill 20 Enemies with the Wes - 44

Triple Dyno-Might! Kill 3 Enemies with 1 Explosion