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Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Burnt to a Crisp Acquire the Bow of Apollo

Bare-knuckle Slugger Defeat 50 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

Can't Touch This Precision Evade 100 attacks

Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk