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Eat This! Counterattack with a sub-weapon.

Not Raised in a Barn Close a door

First Break-In Open a dial safe.

Hip to Add Squares Increase your inventory slots.

Games History Major Play Maniac Mansion

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

A Vault-like Mind Open a portable safe.

Customizer Customize a weapon.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Clean Up Your Act Defeat Sasha.

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Badges Collect all badges.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie