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Dodgy Mouse Complete the game without getting hit by an enemy.

I Hope It Doesn't Stain Defeat a boss with zombie vomit

Darkly Dawns the Duck Defeat Steelbeak in his fiendish floating fortress!

Wildcat Hunter Kill 20 Egsregatts

Mercenary's Honour Arouse the mercenary's sense of honour.

Stop, Drop, and Roll [GF1] Destroy all W.Blasters, M.Cones, and A.Nuts once and reach the boss. (Excludes Challenge Mode)

Built to Win Get Bronze Rank or higher five times.

Tuned for Performance Get Silver Rank or higher five times.

Fight of the Night Win a Fight of the Night bonus in Career

To explore strange new worlds Attain a Time Trial star rating of 75. [Pure Time Trials]

Puzzle Me This Complete 3 Labyrinth puzzles.
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Demons to Some, Angels to Others... Talk to a Cenobite.

Goose Slayer Defeat the Demon Goose once.

A Dangerous Fiancée Bring the chest back to Aurélia De Vespe

Cancelled Wedding Put an end to Aurélia De Vespe's schemes

Dollhouse Collect all of the DoomGuy Dolls

Human After All All crew members passed safely through the scanner

Wall-Not Attack Complete ZomBotany without using Wall-nuts, Tall-nuts, or Pumpkins.

Secret Shrine 3/10 Find the third secret shrine

Walk the Walk Win your first Clubs Playoff Match

Uh, they were broken when I got here Destroy 200 Vandelay security robots.
19/200

Generic furniture company Unlocked Swekia.

Programmed for Perfection Get Gold Rank five times.

Timeless Score at least 28,000 points in Chalet Shover without using any Clock pickups.

I'm the best at what I do... Achieve 3000 points in The Gauntlet

Jinming Pool Secrets Clear Campaign: Jinming Pool.

A new Warchief rises Defeat Green Wart in Bloody Whisker Mode

El Hombre Complete the game

Sugar Daddy Inject yourself with glucose 10 times

Day None Patch Complete Hot Air Hero without patching the balloon once.

The Further Regions of Experience Activate a Labyrinth pillar artifact.

Unstoppable Force Defeated the strongest foes in the land of enotria

Dazzling Personality Have a personality trait being over 75% dominant

Riding the Rails Ride 10 Mine Carts

Sledge-Dog Complete Tonic's Challenge

Nine Nine Nine! Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again Perform a 180° spoon flip.

Stay On Target Find 50 tracks from the same animal

Dry as a bone Complete At The Rapids in one go without dying

Perfection Complete all Main Menu Skill Games

The Drama of the Demonic Divorcee Get Asmodeus's Seal of Approval.

Bad Girl Shirk your morning chores!

Satan's Best Friend Pet the damn dog.

Flattened Have the crushers defeat 10 enemies

2050 Champion Complete the 2050 Season

Friends without Benefits Invite Fritz and Matthew to Pribyslavitz.

Go Blue or Go Home Reach boss room with no damage/deaths/death protection. (Excludes Gear Fortress and Challenge Mode)

The Tale of the Treacherous Trial Get Apollyon's Seal of Approval.

The Minstrel Reach the end of the tale.

Grave Digger Destroy 500 Dead 'Uns.