killersvs81

Survive 8th Stage Survive 8th Stage

Survive 9th Stage Survive 9th Stage

Survive 10th Stage Survive 10th Stage

Hey, Not Too Rough! Beat the game using the "Easy Mode" or above difficulty setting.

I Quit! Kill your old boss, Jeff Murray.

Til Death Do Us Part Kill Jennifer West, the Queen of Minerva.

Together Again Beat the game by siding with Jennifer.

Alone Beat the game after refusing Jennifer's offer.

Kid genius Finished school in under 10 minutes!

Oh no! If a planet is destroyed a galaxy over, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Asteroid defense could use more funding It's a big sky and there is a surprising amount in it.

Standard Fare Beat the game using the "Normal Mode" or above difficulty setting.

Payin' down the plastic Look at you. So responsible.

I pity the schoo! Teacher's pet.

With honors The classiest of the top of the class.

Keep those expenses low Some things you can't learn in school. Although fuel conservation appears to not be one of those things.

One year in It's been a blast... or two. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Master of the normal Aint nobody done normals like me.

Thy core is of a hard persuasion The hardcore do understand.

Long march Complete all the game in Pure mode

Got it all Completed trophy set.

My Doctorate is in Death Beat the game using the "Hardcore Mode" or above difficulty setting.

Ultra-Violence Beat the game using the "Nightmare Mode" difficulty setting.

Done did everything You even did that one thing? Such dedication!

Loan down! The future is bright…er!

Pizza robot got nothin' on me In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza.

Outta my grill Took the worst the universe could throw at you.

Pizza without fail No challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses.

The way of the space road Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you.

Get it there cheap Pizza is a game of profit margin and you've mastered it.

Semi… expensive Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

No money back Pizza on time. Every. Time.

Sleep is overrated Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning

Not a scratch! The resale value has held up amazingly!

I AM ASTRONAUT Stared into the void. Laughed.

Keep it topped off You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.

Master of time Time is relatively precious.

Living on a prayer WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.

<Insert kitty poster> Hang in there.

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!

Buy more sticky notes A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.

Ultra Survival Complete all game in Survival mode