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We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Discerning Taste Take down a street performer who is imitating a statue.

Stocked Collect 150 Items

The End One possible reality has been uncovered...

To Move A Mountain Collect the Earthcaller

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

Black Sun Down Deactivated the Black Sun.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

I'm As Shocked As You Are Defeat an enemy or civilian by stepping in water.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Clean Job Shut down the monitor and finished the mission using only Aiden.

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

Soldier Complete all chapters on Normal.

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

HAPPY FAMILY Kara, Alice, Luther are together at the end

Heart Stopper Defeat a certain enemy by stabbing it in the heart.

Lilac and Gooseberries Find Yennefer of Vengerberg.

Ride the Lightning Defeat a Majini using the electric current from a transformer.

Army Of Me Defeat 300 enemies.

PRIORITIES Connor killed the Chloe

SAFE HARBOR Kara and Alice passed the border

CONFRONTATION Markus attacked the police

WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER Markus broadcasted his message without raising an alarm or having a team casualty

Master Fortune Hunter Find 60 Treasures

Be the Knife Deflect a bow gun arrow with your knife.

Go into the Light Defeat 2 enemies with one flash grenade.

Master Thief Collection Find all Treasures and the Strange Relic

Together Forever Protected Jodie from her attackers.

Level Up Create a new mission using the UGC level editor.

Survivor Kill 75 Enemies in a Row Without Dying

Shardcore Pick up 50% of blast shards scattered around New Marais.