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Soap and love don’t mix Go ape! (Hit this 150 times)

Is this organic? Wash them often (Hit this 250 times)

Quitting the dream THE mime (Hit this 50 times)

Charging is pointless Hanging calls (Hit this 75 times)

Hang in there Loneliness (Hit this 50 times)

Follow your nose! Your new eyes (Hit this 200 times)

Epiphany! Mime your dad (Hit this 150 times)

Tears of parenting Horsing around (Hit this 150 times)

Are ya winning? The buns that are hot (Hit this 250 times)

Not the buns you’d like Kinky stunts (Hit this 150 times)

Banned in California Daddy didn’t give attention (Hit this 75 times)

New horizons Got your nose! (Hit this 75 times)

Selenites beware Peas love carrots (Hit this 200 times)

Finding a money-giving place Make 50 dollah

The job market, man... Make 30 angry statements

I’m waiting for the right chance, mom! Skip 20 life problems

Hazardous peeps On the prowl (Hit this 175 times)

Chicks, man! Plug your charger (Hit this 120 times)

REALLY Horsing around Horizon one up (Hit this 300 times)

Looking fly for a mayo guy Shoot to the moon (Hit this 400 times)

Stood up Flies are annoying (Hit this 350 times)

There is no better time than pizza time Flap over 30 buildings

Alone with your thoughts... Inner you (Hit this 150 times)

Be yourself A little too close and personal (Hit this 100 times)

Unbearably moist Stranger danger (Hit this 200 times)

Stare into the abyss... Moving on your own (Hit this 400 times)

Materialism is peas and carrots Be your better half (Hit this 550 times)

Half-living Stop crying your heart out (Hit this 450 times)

Sausage pizzas are a hot topic Deliver pizza joy to 100 people

Lonely but homely YOU’RE one to talk (Hit this 200 times)

Honest mistakes Eat 30 pizza slides

Elevator? What’s that? Go up 20 moving stars

Delivering pizza was never easy Feel the pressure of your heart

Can’t let hot pizza go to waste Open the door!

My Name is Mayo - The Second! High Cholesterol, High Reward.

The most beautiful secret This is beautiful (Unlock all)

Record Keeper Collect 80 Collectibles
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Ritual Intuition Cleanse 10 Control Points
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Old Boys' Club Complete Mission 4

In Memory of Petruccio Collect all the Feathers.

Winner Win a total of 5 games across any mode

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

Show your Colors Wear the Auditore cape in each city.

Proper Handling Procedures Use Launch to throw a grenade or rocket

Insular Telekinesis Obtain the Shield Ability

50 Kills: AK-47 Kill 50 Enemies with the AK-47

Master Assassin Unlock all trophies.

Friendly Play an Exhibition match

Paranatural Collection Collect more than 100,000 Source
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Threshold Complete Mission 5