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Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Ready for Commitment Fully upgrade one armor set

The Florist Collect one flower from each of the nine realms

The Librarian Collect all of the Books

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Barras Bravas Play an Online game with someone in your Party

Astral Tactician Complete 25 Board Countermeasures
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Drill Sergeant Complete every Practice Drill (any difficulty)

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

SARPBC Forever Play one game each with Octane and Backfire

Trials by Fire Complete the Trials of Muspelheim

The Curator Collect all of the Artifacts

Super Victorious Win a total of 30 games across any game mode

Master Parautilitarian Spend 100 Ability Points

Team Player Play against every team in a Season

Director of the FBC Unlock all other trophies

Car Collector Collect 5 Cars

Drops in the Bucket Collect 50 Items

Scratch Scratch the vinyl in the club.

Rocketeer Complete the regular Season

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

The True Queen Battle Gná

Champion Win the Season Championship

Good While It Lasted Complete memory sequence 2.

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Games History Major Play Maniac Mansion

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Self-Improvement Purchase your first Star-Lord Ability.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Badges Collect all badges.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.