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Baby Master Suicide Baby - Make no mistakes taking care of the baby

Butcher The Lizard - Cut your finger using saw or scissors

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

On Your Own Reached Adult Growth

All Clear Liberate all Outposts (Campaign only).

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Robin Hood Hijack 3 Royal Cargo Trucks and return them to a liberated Outpost (Campaign only).

Roadkill Run over 25 people (Campaign only).

Like A Bird Fly 5000m total in the Wingsuit (Campaign only).

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Well-Rounded Complete any 6 Hunting quests (Supplies, Control, Survival) (Campaign only).

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Defuser Complete 3 Bomb Defusal quests (Campaign only).

Shark on Shark Violence Kill the Apex Predator in Golden Shores

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Caretaker Of Memory Find 10 Lost Letters (Campaign only).

Gator Meat Kill the Apex Predator in Fawtick Bayou

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

The Streak Win 10 games in a row across any mode

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Pound It Kill the Apex Predator in Sapphire Bay

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Wiser Reached Elder Growth

Survived Again Survive Again

New Breed Acquire 50% of available evolutions

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

This Is My Movie Kill the Apex Predator in Prosperity Sands

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Ocean Terror Reached Mega Growth

Trial Master Succeeded in all Ethan's trials

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Tricks Didn't Help Ya Kill the Apex Predator in Caviar Key

Nerd Find all clues using ARI (Crime scene + Mad Jack + Fish tank) and find the Origami Killer

Dominating the Bayou Complete all objectives in Fawtick Bayou

I Thought You Were Tough Kill the Apex Predator in The Gulf

The New Apex Predator Destroy all Apex Predators

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Flame On! Kill 50 enemies with fire (Campaign only).