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STAND YOUR GROUND Markus stood his ground against the police

I'm Done Learning Activate a Master ability.

Triathlete Swim for 1500m, ride for 40km and run for 10km.

The Lizard Complete Main Quest "The Lizard's Face".

50 Kills: Moss - 12 Kill 50 Enemies with the Moss - 12

Handy Man Craft 20 items.

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Can't Touch This Precision Evade 100 attacks

Shadow of Egypt Kill 10 enemies in a row without being detected.

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Defy Authority Defeat a Phylakes.

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

The Crocodile Complete Main Quest "The Crocodile's Jaws".

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

The Siege Complete Main Quest "The Aftermath".

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Colorful Companion Bring your first biped Genie to life.

Almost There Complete Main Quest "The Final Weighing".

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

The End Complete the last Main Quest.

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

Let the Light Shine Turn on the Lighthouse beacon.

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink