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Jailbreaker You escaped!

Knock knock... You opened the gate of Eden.

Beat School: Fast Times Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Hollywood Cop Complete the Beat School level.

Casey Jones Take down 25 enemies while riding on a moving train.

Payback's A B**** Defeat Straga

Sight Beyond Sight Collect the Mask of Shadows

Dogs. I Hate Dogs. Kill 20 attack dogs with a knife.

Falling star Make a wish.

Kill two stones with one bird You've restored the water supply.

Green around the Ears Complete the entire game on Amateur.

In Love with Ryan Slept with Ryan.

Man versus Machine Alert the enemy helicopter in 'All Ghillied Up' and take it down.

Top of the Pecking Order Win a Cockfighting match

Realize Your Art Isn't it pretty? That's going on the fridge.

Avid Inventor Successfully invent at least 100 items

Your Show Sucks Destroy all the TVs showing Al-Asad's speech.

Platforming Prodigy Helltower? More like hello-from-up-here-tower!

Beat School: Synth Madness 1 Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Synth Madness 2 Complete the Beat School level.

Adding a bit of wisdom You found Solomon's treasure.

Young Escapee Escape the bedroom within 60 seconds during Sherry's segment.

Beat School: Badd Syntax Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Pedal to the Metal Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Axe Grinder Complete the Beat School level.

Nailed It Get 100 kills with the God's Hammer

Love Birds You re-united the two love birds.

Pain Builds Character Finish the game on hard difficulty.

Artilleryman Kill 20 enemy players in multiplayer using a turret.

Welcome To The Rock Completed the mission "Marooned".

It all ends with a bang You've defeated James Saint-Omair

Nerves of steel You saved the temple mount.

Lost And Found Again? Keep track of your kids!

Force Triangulated Breathe some wind into your ocarina, my skyward princess!

Get Stoned Stonify and Shatter Kill 100 Demons with the Stone Blast Supernatural Power

Snap + Slide 8 Piece Prize Complete a Snap + Slide puzzle with 8 pieces in 30 seconds or under.

A Road Less Traveled Complete the mission "The Road To Sanctuary".

Hero of the day You've saved the world from a religious war.

Laying Down the Law Kill 6 enemies with the Revolver without reloading

...My Dear Watson Choose a new element for all of your Supernatural Powers

Hard Finish Finish story mode on Hard, without changing the difficulty setting.

Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

Ultimate Blade Forge the Armageddon Blade

Better Than You Were Reach level 10.

A Trusty Old Friend Kill 5 enemies within 10 seconds using any rifle

...Double-Hockey-sticks Conquer all of New Hades with 100% City Take Over

Sixth Sense Hunt and kill 10 enemies while Perception is active

Purple Demons Have minions kill 100 Demons with the Summon Supernatural Power

Evil to the Core Purchase every negative Karma upgrade for each power.

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.