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Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Death Dealer Meet Vulgrim

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Paid in Fyrestone Completed 5 missions in the Arid Badlands

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

To Move A Mountain Collect the Earthcaller

Arms in the Air Block an enemy attack by guarding.

Master of Unlocking Use a lock pick to open something.

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Electric Hobo Ride the train for 2 kilometers.

Red Baron Take down 100 enemies while they are airborne.

Ding! Newbie Earned level 5

Soldier Complete all chapters on Normal.

Discovered Skag Gully Discovered Skag Gully

Heart Stopper Defeat a certain enemy by stabbing it in the heart.

Ride the Lightning Defeat a Majini using the electric current from a transformer.

He's Here, There, Everywhere! Destroy a Mr. Everywhere statuette.

Passive Observer Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all

All Fours Win a 4v4 game

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call

Go into the Light Defeat 2 enemies with one flash grenade.

Be the Knife Deflect a bow gun arrow with your knife.

No Apologies Complete memory sequence 4.

Prison Break Free Samael from his prison

Chasm Jumper Gain the Shadowflight Ability

Road Kill Take down 25 enemies while riding on the roof of a moving vehicle.

Fish in a Barrel Kill 50 enemies by using water.

Evil Eats Bad guys never share their food.

Good Exposure Good guys are heroes to others.

Who Do You Trust? Build up a certain level of trust with your partner.

Drop Everything Thunder Drop for a total distance of at least 500 meters.

Taking Out The Trash Defeat Alden.