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That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

More practice Complete the aiming training

That's Gonna Leave a Mark Spill 500 buckets of blood on Kratos

The Path Before Us Complete chapter 7