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1000000% Just Stop!

Call Me Nacho Cinco! We're going to outer space, baby!

String Quartet Play a song with 4 Lead Guitarists

Flat Hearther Stand your ground beneath a moving chain elevator.

Rock Solid Successfully complete five Hazard Level 5 missions from start to finish in a row.
0/5

200 Deep Attain a 200 streak in any mix on hard difficulty or above using a DJ Hero™ Turntable Controller.

Celsius 232.78 This knowledge isn't going to forbid itself!

Ace Bassist Earn a Bass Career score of 1,000,000.

First Success Complete an alien organ transplant.

Bosco, You're The Best You've completed 100 Solo missions. Most impressive.
2/100

Early Adopter Attempt to use the second artifact prototype. Curiousity killed the cat, but a time loop brought it back.

Full House Sinner Have on your conscience every sin Johanka can think of.

Oof Ouch, My Bones Have your spine adjusted by a pursuer.

Gameplay master, gold Achieved three quarters of the different badges across the whole game

Kneel Before Cat God! *blush* Oh, you can stand, meow.

Combo No. 255 I won't stop hitting until you stop getting up.

Challenge of the Supergroup Complete 5 band challenges at Gold or better

Deep For Speed Complete Any Deep Dive Under 45 Minutes

Suit Up Craft a full set of Iron Hills armor

A Little Help From My Friends Start a Story with a four player band.

Ordon't You Glad I Didn't Say Eridium Kill 50 Ordonite enemies.
0/50

Sins of the Savage Son Complete Alexander: Midas (Savage).

You've Got the Touch V Reach level 90 with any Disciple of the Hand.
62/90

1 / 900 Yahaha! You found me!

Find Me in the Rift Defeat a Rift Boss.

Eryngi Baal Slayer I'm not going to get my "a" back?

Sleep. Wake. Repeat. Be woken up from a dream 5 different ways in a single loop.

Cleric's Pet Report to the Inquisitor all the wrongdoing going on in the province.

The Art of War VI Reach level 100 with any Disciple of War or Magic.
0/100

Around the world in 90 seconds Raft around the Stranger in under 90 seconds.

Brainstorm Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

Ascension Discover Ascension

Demon Queen Unlock the Purple Archer

10 Piece Combo Meal Destroy your enemies with evil teamwork!

Completionist++ Earn a Gold Sticker on every Joker

Platinum Balatro platinum trophy

Won't Even Need Glasses! Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1250ml of blood

Skilled Battler Obtain 45% of all battle trophies.

Don't Even Need A Bucket Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 900ml of blood

Open Really Wide Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 550ml of blood

Gaze of the Abyss Complete Pandæmonium: Abyssos.

Perfection Reach the summit.

Master Blaster Complete a setlist using the Ghetto Blaster deck.

Still My Guitar Gently Weeps Hit 100% of the notes in either of the solos in While My Guitar Gently Weeps on Expert Guitar.

Behold My Army Have 60 Minions at the same time.

Dahl Cleanup Crew Complete all activities on the Whispering Glacier.
0/3

I Had an Axeldent! Axel never stops working! Even in the Item World!

You'll Never Take Me Alive! Escape your pursuers by jumping to your "death" instead of dodging past them.

Savin' That Moolah Beat Eye Of The Storm without using a Vendo in that level

Blink And You'll Miss It Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.