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Weapon Master Get a kill with each type of handheld gun, explosive and launcher in the single player campaign.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Historian Find every audio diary

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Hush, Hush Now Quiet a Screamer

Hohokum Remix: Guitar Loops Sculpt these ethereal guitar and bass melodies.

Hohokum Remix: Bass Build your own bassline from this pulse.

Hohokum Remix: Synth Loops Complete the mix with a splash of analog electronics.

Hohokum Remix: Drum Loops Rearrange the drum loops to make something fresh!

Hohokum Remix: Drum Kit Can you use these dreamy drums to make a beat?

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Lunar Lieutenant Reached level 10.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Beat School: Something Smells Funky in Here! Time to do the funky laundry!

Beat School: Interstellar Funkonauts May the funk be with you.

Beat School: 3001 A Bass Odyssey Take this bassline for a spin around the galaxy!

Beat School: Mission to Planet Drums 3, 2, 1... funk off!

Beat School: Set Phasers to 'Funk' When the mothership is under attack, fight back with a funky loop.

Making Faces Show the outside world that you're still alive

Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

Dominator Complete the game on "Inferno."

Best of the Best Beat IW best time on the Ship Training course in 'F.N.G.' (15.1 sec).

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Jill Valentine Complete the game with an S rank on "Inferno."

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Choreography Perform 10 Co-op sync kills.

Tied loose end Deal with Tahir

So Long, RC Obtain all trophies.

Share the Wealth Get all the rewards in a Co-op mission in Paris.

Return Start the journey again after a week long break.

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.

An Old Internet Meme Renovate all the Social Clubs and complete all the Social Club missions.

Shopaholic Buy every upgrade and character in multiplayer.

Uncontrollable Took every opportunity to be evil as Aiden.

Vertigo Activate the Amplifier

Explorer Found all the bonuses.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Brass Balls Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-Chamber.

Now You Can Come In Find Camden

I Shot The Meriff Completed the mission "A New Direction".

Merciful Killer Perform 10 non-lethal takedowns in a Co-op mission.

I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

BBQ Stick a burning zombie on spikes

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

A Better World Let every possible character die and chose to go with them to the Infraworld.

Bittersweet Complete the game

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Disaster Recovery Get 15 Relief Packages