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Destruction is My Job 80% of all unit data unlocked.

A Round by the Pond 20 different kinds of fish caught.

Siren Song Rescue pirate hostages by distracting enemies with "dancers."

Lunar Tear The place of memories has been visited.

Falling star Make a wish.

Saw the Elephant Completed the Main Campaign on Normal difficulty or above.

The Mercenary 80% of all quests completed.

Never Say Die Revive a partner in Co-op.

Behind the Curtain You found a secret.

Read-only Complete the final mission in the QR Code Investigation

Hazard Pay In the Main Campaign, killed 10 enemies by utilizing environmental hazards.

You Call This Easy? COMPLETE the game on EASY difficulty

The Final Challenger? Defeat The Destroyer

The Power of Hate 50 machine lifeforms destroyed with berserk mode.

Happy family Reunite the family.

Love Birds You re-united the two love birds.

Cosplay Kill an Enemy While Playing as an Alternate Character Costume Other Than Drake

No Drake. You can't have these. Collect all Artifacts in the game

Beast of Legend Defeat the Nahual

Information Master 80% of all archives found.

Beat School: Guitar Serenity 1 Complete the Beat School level.

Weapons Maniac All Pod programs obtained.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Beat School: Guitar Serenity 2 Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Bass Boss Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Kalimba Magic Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Underworld Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Robot Invasion Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: 8-Bit Melody Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Lazy Day Beat Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Groovology 101 Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Basic Rock Beat Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Danger! Danger! Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Harmony Helper Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Piano? PiaYES! Complete the Beat School level.

Naughty Children Emil destroyed.

Beat School: In The Club Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Insert Coin Complete the Beat School level.

Inorganic Blade All weapons upgraded to the highest level.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Supreme Support Weapons All Pods upgraded to the highest level.

Transcendent Being All endings achieved.

Lighten up Lit many lights.

Reckless cannonball The higher, the funnier!

Final Words Thank you for playing.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Beat School: Driving the Autobahn Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Big Hair Beat Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Dubstep Drum Practice Complete the Beat School level.