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100-Year-Old Man Find and bring back the lost amulet to the 100 Year Old Wise Man.

Echoing Elites Kill 1000 Bosses/Elites in the Echoing Hatred.
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Left or Dead? Make it through every level in "The Desmond Debacle" at least once without dying

Snow Ride Grab the snowmobile and take a ride to the top of the Ski Run in Fail Village

Snow March Finish first two levels without using snowmobiles

Monkey Temple Choose the right road, but don't hit the monkeys with your quad bike

I'm Not Very Sociable Eliminate the MP guard before he lets backup in

In the Forefront Break into the cannibal village using Smuggler's key, not Serpent Stones

Capitalist Accumulation Get hidden harpoon gun, M16, Automatic Pistols and Uzis in the first level

Two Drink Minimum Achieve Shift Goal on all levels in "The Desmond Debacle"

Ludicrous Speed Achieve Goal Time on all levels in "The Desmond Debacle"

Fight Junkie Berserker Achieve a Career Level of Lv. 99 with the Fight Junkies.

Santa's Package Bomb Granny with a Throw Present

The Dissolution Break all shattered floor panels over big funnel

Snake Charming Find all cobras in the Caves of Kaliya level

Limbo Master Don't let the turret lasers lock on to you, but don't turn them off either

I Want to Believe Do a handstand on a watch tower

Photo Finish Run into the maintenance room before the Damned does

Largest Assortment Obtain all available weapons before final boss

No disassemble! Make it through every level in "IKE-aramba!" at least once without dying

Fire Safety Catch fire from every possible enemy and extinguish it in the water
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Na Zdorovye! Don't anger Inuit warriors or their spirits

Codex of India Collect all secrets in India levels

Crushin' Krishna Defeat Tony using grenade launcher (on New Game)

From the Flanks Get to the cannibal village without the Smuggler's key, but with the Serpent Stones

Alternating Currents Achieve Shift Goal on all levels in "IKE-aramba!"

Short Circuits Achieve Goal Time on all levels in "IKE-aramba!"

Solve the Problem of Deficit Pick up that box of flares before the boulder rolls down

We’ll Surpass You. And We’ll Go Forward. Run through a corridor with a rolling blade without stopping and without taking damage

Defensive Capabilities Don't hurt the catfish, but don't let them bite you either

Lost Souls Are Forgiven Kill no dam workers

The Deep Get medipack in the water room

First Among Snow Pirate Elites Achieve a Career Level of Lv. 99 with the Snow Pirate Elites.

Tub Girl Take the hot tub girl for a ride in the Heiny Mine in Fail Village

Denouncing the Enemy Throw a flare into a small rat hole

Kakie Vashi Dokazatelstva? Defeat two polar bears without evidence

Amphibian Woman Get into the water lock control room by opening all the levers in one breath

Fire Support Let the surviving soldier finish off the T-Rex

Planned Economy From the start of the level get the Mask of Tornarsuk in less than 50 seconds

Wicked Zeroes Earn 1,000,000,000 scores combined on the tables!

Wait For It... Kill an enemy with damage over time

That’s Just a Nightmare Finish Nightmare in Vegas bonus level

The Nightmare Just Got Worse Kill both T-Rexes

Codex of Melnikov Collect all 15 secrets

Legitimate Repression Leave three sasquatches locked in the start cage

Lucid Dream In your nightmare fight the Guardian of the Kingdom in his own cage

Frog Jumps Cross the swamp in less than 20 seconds

Deliverance Finish Madubu Gorge using the kayak behind the hatch

Two is Better Than One Complete 386 areas with one or more other players.

Boom Hit four or more enemies with an area of effect attack.