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Diabetes Defender Defend a helpless child from a drunk lunatic

Titleist Reach the highest rank on 1 title in your Character Sheet

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Bomb Squad Complete the first mission.

Certainly Was Exciting You left Olivia Marcano to her fate

Real Nice Time You gutted Lou Marcano like a catfish

Rock Wrangler Avoid all the rolling rocks on Cemetery Hill.

Rust is the New Black Collect all body colors

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

Jesuit in New Mexico You helped Alvarez escape

Entryway Complete the SnapMap Basic and Advanced Tutorials

Burn Like Napalm Tommy Marcano was burned beyond recognition

A Leader Walks Alone Defeated Corrupted Toshi.

Pet Cemetery Send Dogeyes, Ratface and Ponytail back to Hell.

The Lonely Path Reached the Mountain Shrine.

Demolished the Demons Destroy both Demonettes in the Enchanted Earth.

Timing is Everything Use explosive barrels to kill 100 enemies

I Can Haz Banishment Banish Smiley Cat.

Sniper Suppressor Take out all Scrotus snipers

Got The Band Back Together Complete the mission "The Once and Future Slab".

Restore Balance Defeated the Corrupted Rot God.

Ned's Undead, Baby, Ned's Undead Killed Ned. Again.

Night of the Living Ned Killed Ned...sort of

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Colonel Fortesque’s Special Recipe Turn an enemy into a Roasted Chicken and eat it.

Custom 358 Drove at 120 mph or faster for 20 seconds

The Quick Driver Complete a Time Bomb Death Run

My Name is Lincoln Clay You jammed a knife through Santangelo's head

Well-Rounded Warrior Complete all Haiku, Onsen, Shinto Shrines, and Bamboo Strikes on Iki Island.

Daddy Wants a New Grill Collect all hood ornaments

Chiyoko's Song Complete all Animal Sanctuaries.

Dark Allegiances Apprehend Scarecrow's senior commander.

Whack-a-wyrm Defeat the dragon in the Crystal Caves.

Snap + Slide 14 Piece Prize Complete a Snap + Slide puzzle with 14 pieces in 40 seconds or under.

Freeflow Combo 40 Complete a combo of 40 moves (any play mode)

Stop and Smell the Roses Complete all Wasteland Missions

Elegy for Kazumasa Complete all Memories of Your Father.

Identity Theft Complete the mission "The Man Who Would Be Jack".

Well, That Was Easy Complete the mission "Shoot This Guy in the Face".

Arsonist Set 50 enemies on fire.

No Brainer Destroy all scarecrows

Starting Out Earn 5 Stars in Career Mode

Family, Not Friends Play a complete game with Dominus or Takumi

Rogue You assassinated 10 unaware enemies

Pink Eye Thrives Reduce threat to 0 in the Knit Sack region around Pink Eye's Stronghold

Epic Artificer Craft an Artifact with a Might value of 75 or more

Master Dan-At-Arms Collect every weapon.

Yet Here We Are You have avenged Sammy and Ellis

An Angel's Wish Complete the mission "Where Angels Fear To Tread".