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Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Reached the Daunt Arrived at the Daunt seeking passage into the Forbidden West.

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

I Know My Land Defog the whole map.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Seven Farmers Complete Side Quest "Seven Farmers".

Overheating Witness raining bugs in the desert.

A Pirate's Life For Me Complete memory sequence 3.

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Routine Hacking Complete present day mission 2.

50 Kills: FAL Kill 50 Enemies with the FAL

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.