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Unhuman Beat Titan Mode

Stuck Up Rob five stores in under five minutes.

Electric Slide Gather all the fuses in the warehouse within 5 minutes.

Tae Kwon Leap Kill 25 zombies with your bare fists.

If it ain't broke... Reconstruct all of the Decayed Chests

Hard Finish Finish story mode on Hard, without changing the difficulty setting.

Stay Away From The Light Revive another player.

Brick Master Win the brick throwing contest

Have Buddy, Will Travel Complete 3 Expeditions with a co-op partner.

Diamond Hard You cleaned out Vangelico to pay back Martin Madrazo.

The White Rider Liberate 30 slaves in 180 seconds while riding a caragor.

Hit the Road Complete 7 unique Expeditions on the Rank III difficulty.

Evil to the Core Purchase every negative Karma upgrade for each power.

Can't Stop, Won't Stop. BadBoy! Perform a 1000 Hit Combo

Cruise Control Keep any vehicle at thirty mph or over for five more minutes.

King of the Hill Unlock all trophies

A Mighty Doom Acquire a level 25 Rune.

Code 112 Stole a Police car

Top of the Pecking Order Win a Cockfighting match

A Gift from Beyond Earn a Rune

Exporter Sell five vehicles to Derek at the dock.

Hostile Work Environment Kill 50 Hiss Sharpened
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The Nightmare's Finally Over Complete the game on Normal.

Workplace Recreation Play a single game in Arcade Mode

No Drake. You can't have these. Collect all Artifacts in the game

Bookworm Read all story files.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

Goodbye, Charlie! Destroy all Charlie dolls.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Back Off, Mrs. B! Fight off Marguerite while she wanders the old house to make her run away.

Hard to Kill The police want you dead. Survive for ten minutes!

Gun Pals! Send an item to a friend.

I Might Need These Later! Complete the game using 1 or fewer recovery items.

Out Before Dessert Complete the "Happy Birthday" videotape within 5 minutes.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Goblin Hunter Defeated 100 goblins

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

I'll Get Everything Back! Acquired all trophies.

Master of Mordor One has walked in Mordor.

Into the Unknown Warp to Hell

À La Carte Complete 20 Side Missions.
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Astral Plumbing Discover the Astral Plane restroom

I Hope You Didn't Tea-bag Win a duel.

Pimp My Sidearm Fully mod a weapon.

Hidden In Plain Sight Find your way to Miami

Anger Management Eliminate 10 enemies within a single activation of Wrath.

Veteran Complete the game on "Hardcore" or higher.