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Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Pop Goes the Lurker Destroy the Balloon Lurkers

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Clean Up Your Act Defeat Sasha.

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Power Chords Collect 50 Power Cells

Stocked Collect 150 Items