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Fall from grace You were forced to retire

Career suicide This will cause a stir...

Becoming the mask You became part of of something great

NASDANQ You kept a meme queen on the company payroll after her graduation

Deal with it Maxed out a staffer

Rush Job Complete the game in under 2 hours.

Salaryman Achieve 100% completion and finish the game.

500 miles Take your pet on 50 walks. Who wouldn't walk 500 miles for their pets?

Master trainer Collect 99 999 trainer points.

Collector Finish 50 % of the MIXTAPE mode

Supreme Emperor Conquer all Calradia.

Kingslayer Kill a King or Queen in battle.

Explorer Visit every settlement in the game.

Minor Clan Have your 7th kid born.

Mounted Archery In multiplayer, kill 500 enemies with ranged weapons while on horseback.

Lance-a-lot In multiplayer, kill 500 enemies with couched lances.

Roadkill In multiplayer, kill 100 enemies with charge damage.

Green Thumb Harvest Legendary quality plant, without studying strain's optimal conditions using Research.

Machiavellian Blackmail an employee to work for free.

I got 99 problems but You ain't one Kick out a competitor from a place where you don't sell

Thou hath no Mercy Sort 5000 Sinners in a single playthrough

Master Potato Chef Complete 1000 Orders in a single playthrough

Heroes Never Die! Send 300 sinners to heaven in a single playthrough

The Devil's Angel Send 666 sinners to heaven in a single playthrough

Shots, shots, shots! Brew 666 Baaley's in a single playthrough

Black Out Brew 1000 Baaley's in a single playthrough

Spud Cuisine Expert Unlock 50 Recipes in a single playthrough

Fry! Fry! Fry! Beat St. Reaper in the Cook-off!

The Ultimate Alpha Chef! Beat the "Ultimate Boss" in the Cook-off!

Dine on this! Obtain at least 25 score for Dinner Cook-off!

What a Feast! Obtain at least 50 total score for both Lunch and Dinner Cook-off!

Pedigree-friendly Potatoes! Get Anubis to visit your restaurant!

Dangerous job Get 3600 damage

Challenge Champion Earn 50 stars in Skill Challenges

Doomed Found his Doom

72 Sqn Ace Complete 72 Sqn campaign on Ace difficulty.

The Oskar Use rockets to destroy 5 enemies on a single life in multiplayer with 5 or more players.

Square Times Deliver 1600 passengers in New York City with square stations on no more than two lines.

Hong Kong Eights Deliver 1100 passengers in Hong Kong with no more than eight stations per line.

Don't Have a Cow, Man Reach week nine in San Francisco.

Shooting Super Star Get 3000 points.

Mastery: Tesla Kill 100 enemies with Teslagun in Arcade mode

Mastery: Mrs. Jumbo Kill 100 enemies with Mrs. Jumbo in Arcade mode

Artificer Adept! Craft 75 weapons!

Galaxy Trotter! 75 Exploration Completed!

Omniscience All Researches Completed!

Tyrant! 50 Training Sessions Completed!

Kyurei Anayami! Hire Kyurei Anayami!

He’s not fat! He’s … ! Collect the Remains of Fluffy!

Explorer! Phantom of the Space Opera 100% Galaxy Exploration! Phantom of the Space Opera!