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Rise and SHINE Awaken the Phoenix

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

PARTNERS Hank and Connor were friends until the end

Tonight's Featured Event Defeat Lurker Ambush in Arena

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

Hacked a Turret The player has successfully hacked a turret

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

MY TURN TO DECIDE Connor resisted hacking attempt from CyberLife

STAND YOUR GROUND Markus stood his ground against the police

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Buzzin' Collect 28 Scout Flies

Daddy Issues Defeat Zeus

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

The End Begins Beat the Game on any Difficulty

The Longest Night Complete the tutorial.

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Boss Batch 3 Kill the Kraken and all three Sisters of Fate

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Pop Goes the Lurker Destroy the Balloon Lurkers

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Legend of Shadow Complete a Dagger Mission and begin growing the legend of Acharn.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

An Odyssey in the Making Complete Episode 1.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar