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Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Gold Rush Achieve 5 Gold Stat Awards.

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Walk The Path Discover the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Only You Sucessfully complete the First Trial (Solo Campaign only).

Saving Deputy Hudson Save Deputy Hudson (Solo Campaign only).

Peachy Keen Bait Peaches into going back home (Solo Campaign only).

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Moronic Drone Get a job

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Badges Collect all badges.

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain