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RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Deliverance Release friend

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids