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Master Meatbag For a meatbag, you have near robotic determination.

Don't blow it! Clear the fuse puzzle in Cost Optimizer without blowing a single fuse

Lights are Also Obsolete All light bulbs stomped in Fabrications

I've got it! Throw a sharp object at least 5 meters and "catch" it with your face

Unsupervised Complete the game without dying

Tremendously Accurate. Cost Optimized. Complete the game in under (very short) hours

Pacifist Ninja Finish all Arcade levels without killing anyone or being seen on experienced difficulty or higher.

Collector Find all Basic Collectibles

Master Collector Find all Golden Collectibles

Enlightenment Complete Campaign
4/5

Chicken of the Woods Complete Co-op Block 1
0/5

Pezizales Complete Co-op Block 2
0/5

Armillaria mellea Complete Co-op Block 3
0/5

Tracheal Torture Complete Masochist Mode
0/5

Glorious Gullet Complete 20 minigame matches
1/20

Throat Trial Complete Masochist 1

Treacherous Thorax Complete Masochist 3

Born Gabber Enter the Thunderdome!

The Clothes Make the Maw Unlock all cosmetics
4/71